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Matthew Comras

Creative Director | Copywriter
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Sometimes the things I write get bought and made. But sometimes they don’t. Which is lucky for you because on this page you’ll find scripts and ideas that haven’t been bought yet. All brands are fictional. All prices are fair and non-negotiable unless stated.

UTTERANCE of a dramatic hermit crab

July 31, 2021

What fresh shell is this!

FOr SAle: £18

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