Possible joke?

Wish I’d brought my dry ice machine. Total mist opportunity.

For sale: 44 euro

HEAVY WORD PLAY

I think putting oat milk in your tea is a bit much. A bit OTT.

for sale: 13 hundred dollars

Definition

soupçon : just a little bit of soup

FOR SALE: 30 pounds

CIRCUS JOKE

Destroyed a circus the other day. Went right for the juggler.

FOR SALE: $2000

An erudite Joke

I thought I was a French shoe but now I’m not chaussure.

For sale: $730

Headline for bitcoin’s fIrst press ad

MONEY IS NO OBJECT

FOR SALE: A Bitcoin

Three word joke

Lime disease? Tick.

For sale: $9

UTTERANCE of a dramatic hermit crab

What fresh shell is this!

For Sale: £18

Name for audi’s Summer party

Vorsprung Durch Picnic

for sale: €11m

Four word joke

Climate change. Hot topic.

for sale: €12

Notes for a standup routine about waxing your legs

FOR SALE: £11

Idea for Catchphrase

No you’re bogus!

for sale: £4

Sitcom about Jesus coming back

For Sale: $900

Headline for when Deliveroo goes bust

DELIVERUINED

FOR SALE: £13.75

Sitcom about a blind air traffic controller

For sale: Priceless (ONO)

Notes for a standup routine about bread

FOR SALe: £6,050